One-time Bel Ami model — literally he did like one solo scene, in 2004 — Thomas Laine is on my mind and in my spank bank again this week because the studio just decided to feature him as a pinup Model of the Week. He was, beyond question, one of the most categorically beautiful and perfect models Bel Ami has ever found, and they somehow let him slip through their sticky fingers, never to get pounded by Lukas Ridgeston, Kris Evans, or anyone.
He’s not only gorgeous, but he exudes this kind of early 1980s, Kristie-McNichol-after-school-special vibe that gets me especially hard.
If you watch Thomas’s one and only photo shoot below, you’ll get the first clue as to why his porn career might have been so short: He looks absolutely and completely mortified from the minute his boxers come off. His cheeks are all flushed, and even though nothing can distract from utter perfection (face, eyes, lips, chest, torso, armpits, ass, dick, even though it’s not up to Bel Ami’s typical minimum size standards), there’s no doubt that he wasn’t really enjoying himself.
Nevertheless, his brief appearance inspired a Facebook fan page that exists to this day, and I wish I knew where he was now, what he ate for breakfast, what he uses in his hair, etc. There’s a rumor he ended up in Los Angeles at some point, and that he was a student, and I’m pretty sure he could only have gotten more beautiful in these past 10 years. Thomas, if you’re out there, and if anyone who knows you hears this, please. Tweet me or something. Or send me a lock of your hair?
